You must be sure to be within the sound of 'Bow Bells', whatever in heck they are.. There is a rhyme which tells you the sound of each bell peal in London, but it is not known by Londoners, it is for the amusement of those who teach small children songs in far flung parts of the country. I think Bow Church is in the borough of Tower Hamlets, one of our quainter corners of the capital city and well worth spending the evening wandering round in the hope of hearing nightingales or pigeons or whatever else you may encounter.
You may well encounter some of the old coster mongers calls, ' buy my loverly laces' 'flarwers fer yer young lady' 'cockles and mussels' 'What you lookin for mon?' 'Gis your mobile or I'll f---cking cut you' etc.
If you can find your way through one of our famous 'pea soupers', ( a famous London fog, now rare due to the clean air acts, but sometimes to be seen if an outbreak of arson has occurred), you may find your way to one of our quaint London Pubs. You will know if you have found the genuine Cockney article because there will be sure to be some local character with a musical talent banging out a tune on the old pub 'Joanna' ( this is rhyming slang for piano). He will be playing some well known tune to which the regulars will be joining in, such as ..'roll out the barrel' or 'Doing the Lambeth Walk' and there is always sure to be one of the famous 'pearly Queens or :Pearly Kings' doing a dance on the pub table and raising her skirt daringly above the knee to show the Spirit of merriment which such occasions are intended to inspire.
They will be dressed like this: http://bit.ly/10csjwn
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On the other hand, if you walk into a pub in the same area, and find a large black man of a certain age and corpulence, flanked by two guys much younger and of unfriendly appearance, and he asks you if you have come for some heroin, or what the hell you think you doing there - this is probably not a place certified by the English Tourist Board as a recommended guest house;.